It is, says noted wackmobile Alfred Lambremont Webre, not a coincidence that this will all happen on 11-11-11. Despite the fact that most of us just figure that going through November 11 is the most convenient way to get to November 12, Webre thinks this has colossal significance. Why? Because, of course, he was told about it by a representative of the Galactic Governance Council, an alien named "Tolec."
Here's what Tolec told Webre, and I quote this directly from his website. Webre's, not Tolec's.
The official beginning of 4th dimensional energy will affect Earth's solar system on 11.11.11 as it encounters the galactic equatorial plane region - as a universe & galactic wide harmonic frequency - will open and affect this whole area of space. The saturation of this higher frequency energetic vibration will continue through all of 2012, reaching full strength during the time frame of December 2012, through March 2013 when the final rotation of the 90 degree shift of Earth's crust happens with the present day East/West orientation of the continents moving into their new North/South orientation.Which should make total sense to you, as long as you've spent the last half-hour doing sit-ups under parked cars.
Me, I'm pretty upset about the whole geographical shifting thing. I have a hard enough time finding my way around as it is, being that I was seemingly born without a sense of direction. If all this crust-rotation stuff happens, and Canada ends up west of us, Louisiana east of us, and so forth, I'm probably just going to give up and never leave home.
The good news, Tolec says, is that if we can make it through all the cosmic wackiness and shifting around of the Earth's land masses, then we will settle down into our new "4th dimensional vibration existence" by January 2014, at which point we will all be offered an "opportunity to evolve." I don't know about you, but I want to evolve wings. Great big feathery wings, like a giant falcon, so I could fly to work and avoid the traffic. It might be hard to find shirts to fit, but I'm willing to take that risk.
In any case, we will all have to make a bunch of adjustments to being 4th dimensional. Tolec says that amongst the things we'll have to get used to is 4th dimensional money, because "there won't be any." This seems unfortunate, but not really all that different from what most of us are dealing with already. On the brighter side, we will be able to teleport, and use telepathy. He also said that we'll have to get used to having "4th dimensional sex," which sounds like it could be fun. I was disappointed not to get any further details on this point, so I can only speculate that it will have to do with giving a somewhat new twist on the what Tolec said about "energetic vibration."
Be that as it may, it'll give us all something to look forward to, if we can make it through all of the other stuff that probably isn't going to happen first. At least this sounds like more fun than Camping's predictions of the unholy being roasted on Satan's George Foreman Grill. Given that I'm clearly one of the unholy, I think I'll opt for wings, telepathy, and 4th dimensional sex instead.