An article at Gizmodo (you can read the whole thing, and see photographs, here) shows a screen capture of a Google Earth view, with the arid expanses of eastern China overlaid with a strange pattern of white lines. The photograph is captioned, "What the hell, China?", presumably because asking China "What the hell?" has resulted in their immediate cooperation in the past.
The author of the article, and some of the people who posted comments afterwards, speculate that the lines might be:
- top secret military bases;
- an evil new weather-control station along the lines of HAARP;
- landing sites for aliens;
- a mock-up of the streets in a major US city, to be used as target practice; or
- magical patterns involving pentagrams and Masonic symbols.
In any case, I find the whole thing screamingly funny, especially the part about pentagrams and Masons, because we all know how many Satan-worshiping Chinese Masons there are. The part about the city street maps is also kind of funny, especially given the map that was posted, overlaying the Chinese line pattern with a map of Washington, DC:
The map is followed by the comment that the grid pattern "does sort of resemble the configuration of streets near 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue." *one eyebrow raised in a significant fashion*
To which I reply: well, not really all that much. You'd think that if the Chinese were trying to create a mock-up of the streets of DC in order to "calibrate their optical targeting systems," it would conform perfectly, not just "sort of." On the one hand, the writer seems to think that the Chinese are up to something super-technological and amazingly top secret, and in the same breath that they can't draw a straight line. C'mon, you can't have it both ways. If they were trying to target DC, it'd be kind of important to get the map correct, don't you think? It'd also be pretty easy, given that accurate street maps of major US cities have been available online for years.
Of course, the problem is the usual one; if you're allowed to rotate, shrink, or enlarge a random pattern of lines, you can always make it align to another such random pattern -- as long as you're content with a "sort of" fit. I'd bet that I could take the Chinese line pattern and make it align to the streets of Ithaca, New York, if I wanted to, and also if I had technological skills higher than that of a typical kindergartner, which I don't. It's like my previous post about ley lines; if you can manipulate the data, and you're okay with an approximate match, you can always find a pattern.
So, what are the Chinese really doing out there? Assuming, of course, that the pattern wasn't Photoshopped in by some hoaxer? The answer: I have no idea. But I'm going to go out on a limb, here, and state for the record that I'll bet it has nothing to do with alien landing sites, optical targeting systems, evil weather-control apparatus, or the Masons. On the other hand, if today an alien spacecraft adorned with Masonic symbols lands in the middle of downtown Ithaca during a freak tornado, I will consider myself as standing corrected.