I refer, of course, to 12/12/12. At 12:12 (and 12 seconds). Amazing things will happen. Amazing things always happen when a human-designed, human-defined chronology hits some set of numbers that forms a pattern. For example, I'm sure you all remember the chaos that ensued when my odometer hit "77,777" a couple of weeks ago. I said, "Huh." And then I kept on driving. (I was a little upset when my car hit 66,666 miles, however. I was expecting Satan to show up, and at least give me a certificate, or something, but nothing happened.)
So based upon my experience with the odometer, we should all brace ourselves for transformative events to occur next Wednesday at a little after noon. (It is unclear which time zone we should be setting our clocks to, in order to be ready for said events, so I plan on being vigilant all day, or at least until I get bored.)
I found out about all of this in an acutely painful half-hour during which I read various posts on the site "Earth Keeper Chronicles." This website has some of the most concentrated crazy I've ever seen. Just consider some of the titles of the posts:
"Easter Island - Rapa Nui 144: The umbilical of the new Earth."
"Standing waves of the crystal vortex."
"Parallels of OmniEarth: The Kingdom of Fae"
"The Crystal-Electric-Auric as the manifold of power & auric effects of air travel"
"Arkansas: Quakes, grids, triple-date portals crysto coding the sun disc"
"Metatronic keys: The Mer-Ki-Va crystalline light body polarity clarification"
It's almost like someone took a bunch of woo-woo articles, shredded them, and then pulled out one word at a time at random and wrote them down.
And of course, I had to check out at least one of the actual posts, a move I now heartily regret because I hear that brain damage is irreversible. The one I chose, for no very good reason, was "The ascension and the 144 - crystal grid." Here are the opening paragraphs, just so you can get a flavor for what every post on this website is like:
The Crystalline Grid is the energetic lattice that covers our planet. It reflects and amplifies our ascending levels of consciousness. It is a crystalline 'light' matrix that was anchored in 1992, five years after the harmonic convergence. Although in place and functional, its total activation will involve 12 phases, with full resonant vibratory rate achieved on the 12-12-12 ...December 12, 2012.The 'triple' dates ( 01-01-01 thru 12-12-12) that occur uniquely for the next 12 years each carry numeric light codes that open & activate each of the 12 major pentacle facets of this amazing template.And this goes on for pages. Basically every trope from every woo-woo website you've ever heard, blenderized and poured out, over and over and over. It's kind of sad when a skeptic finds a website that badly needs debunking, and doesn't know where to start.
Visualize the grid as a geodesic sphere, of pentagons and triangles, sparkling as a faceted, brilliant diamond. It is a seed crystal of new form, the double penta-dodecahedron. Its time has arrived, merkaba of Earthstar. The double penta dodecahedron has 144 facets, the number of Christ ascension. Each dodecahedron has 12 major pentacles with 60 facets, add the 12 truncated pentagons for 72, and double this for 144 !
The concept of planetary grids is not a new one. Plato theorized the concept as did the ancient Egyptians, Mayans and Hopi Indians. In a sense, grids are the template, the window 'program', if you will, that allows all life to accelerate in the graduated light format that is called the ascension.
If you will, the crystalline Ascension Grid, is 'Windows 2012' , and indeed, it is quite necessary for our ascension.
There is not one, but three grid templates surrounding our planet effecting human life. The three are separate, yet intricately related. The three become the one. The grids have separate functions relating individually to: (1) planetary gravitational field, (2) telluric electromagnetics, and (3) crystalline consciousness.
The Gravity grid is both within and on surface of the planet. It is anchored to the spinning crystalline core of the earth. It is in the form of a dodecahedron, a sphere with 12 facets. It is primarily rooted in the first three dimensions. The dodecahedron was the primary consciousness geometric of the planet from the time of the deluge of Atlantis, until the emergence of the icosahedron about 4,000 BC.
Oh, and in case you were wondering, the website (and all of its publications) have been translated into Bulgarian, Dutch, French, German, Japanese, Portuguese, Romanian, Russian, Spanish, Swedish, and Turkish. Because obviously, we don't just want this nonsense to be available to English speakers only. We've got to make sure that people in Bulgaria, for example, are as confused as we are.
Anyhow, I don't have much more to say about this one, except that I'm looking forward to next Wednesday, to see what happens when the last of the twelve "numeric light codes" opens up. Given the amazing transformations we saw on 11/11/11, 10/10/10, and so on, I think we can count on its being a pretty stupendous day. I'm gonna stock up on beer and potato chips. I figure that even if nothing happens on the 12th, I can save it for the 21st, when the apocalypse is supposed to happen. You can never have too much beer and potato chips during an apocalypse.