tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4307187040250193857.post5683988928200828214..comments2024-03-20T03:33:22.357-07:00Comments on Skeptophilia: The haunted forestGordon Bonnethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06003472005971594466noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4307187040250193857.post-76887963421262710892015-09-30T15:00:21.276-07:002015-09-30T15:00:21.276-07:00*chants*
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